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February 25, 2008

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1.   If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

2.   Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

3.   Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

4.   When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

5.   If cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

6.   What do you do when you discover an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?

7.   What's another word for thesaurus?

8.   Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

9.   Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

10. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Comments

OK, here's a few I found...

Since the doctor always says to take two aspirins, why don't we just double their size?

Why is baseball called the World Series if it is only played in the US?

If shampoo comes in so many colors, why is the lather on your head always white?

What color hair do bald men put down on their driver's license?

How does the man who drives the snow plow get to work?

if nothing sticks to teflon, how do they get it to stick to the pans

why do they call them "apart-ments", since everyone lives together, shouldn't they be called "together-ments"

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